We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just gargled with NyQuil
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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