You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Damn victory sex feels great
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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