i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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