I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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