He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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