Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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