dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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