i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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