so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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