Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
where am i from again
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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