Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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