and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
