david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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