I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
tell me about the fingering
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