Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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