yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the day after is always just damage control
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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