you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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