we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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