my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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