Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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