now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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