Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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