Dual....:-)
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
