dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
then he tried to convert me to islam
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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