the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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