Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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