that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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