gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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