i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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