i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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