I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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