Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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