I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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