I just saw a hot homeless man
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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