omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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