she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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