So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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