I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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