There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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