chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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