matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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