white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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