She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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