so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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