Four minutes until I can fart!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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