Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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