God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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