She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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