question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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