Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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