In the future we'll all be gay
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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