i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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