p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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