you have to choose: penises or morals?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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