I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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