Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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