She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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